This one is from The Disciplined Investor.

  • The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market.  – Jay Leno
  • Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street. – Jay Leno
  • What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker?  A tie!
  • What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’. I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the bank’s.
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